Thursday 24 October 2013

Forestburn Fell Race - Simonside Show ; 11 August 2013

Happy days ! Our team for the race - left to right : Jane Bloomfield, Barry Young ,Gary Robson , Mal Slater , William Robson. The countryman off to the right is carrying a box marked 'Handle with Care ' - which  contains Dave Johnson's shattered confidence after witnessing this formidable Poly presence.

This is a fine show race held in the shadows of the Simonside Hills under the control of NFR's Wil Horsley. For 2013 - the weather was jolly nice to.
The race and show had to be cancelled in 2012 owing to the monsoons that swept through last August. A good dose of rain doesn't put off real Northumbrians or the fell race community- but it did make  it  impossible to organise any parking; while the Cumbrian wrestling would have  become mud wrestling bouts . This year the show had been relocated to a new field just off to the south of the Forest Burn. This meant a re routing of the course - which now went clockwise rather than anti clockwise - and cut off a short section thereby reducing the length to about 4.5 km. .The new start also resulted in a sharp tarmac descent to the Gate pub before cutting right and onto the fields for the fell run proper.
Finally , they're off , as Gary tracks clear of any trouble on the inside
The leaders bolted from the gun - but an early miscalculation on route selection meant they were aiming for the waterfall - and  had to divert back to join the others before hitting the first stream crossing . From there - a longish (but runnable ascent on to the high point of the moors before sweeping down and across the moors). The view of the field from the high point was impressive as Gary was in hot pursuit and seeking  to narrow the gap to Bruce Crombie and a Dark Peak runner . The leaders then swung north back towards the show field.
Fine running from our no 2 - William Robson with a top 10 finish. Note how real fellrunners stick to the grass rather than the track
Straggling further back , it was pure luck to meet up with ex Poly runner (now Morpeth) Claire Bruce. She's more into marathon type stuff these days, where you run along counting lamp posts for 3 hours or so. It was that stage of the race where  wrong route choice decisions could be made, Claire (the quiet fox) wasn't going to make any mistakes as she carefully picked a path which turned out to be a good one . Our group were all soon back on track !  We  hurtled for the line after negotiating the rather depleted Forest Burn and a copse of birch and oak trees.
Fine runs from the  Clan Robson saw Gary get home in 3 rd spot - with William a few places back in 10 th. Mal Slater slotted in back in  15th  . Jane picked up   32nd  . Congratulations to Bruce Crombie for his first outright win - Bruce had also had a 2nd placing in the previous day's Glanton fell race outback of Thrunton Woods.
Jane Bloomfield makes it home in her first fell race - and all in one piece - against the background of a very cheerfully coloured tent (not sure which club has those colours  but it's probably a hippy one) . A good way for Jane to start her career - and all the Poly back home  and dry !
We all celebrated Poly success by slurping down the Morwick Farm Ice Creams http://www.royaldouble.com/from the royal blue kiosk they'd set up. Some rather fine flavoured ices with tropical fruits; a few traditionals  and some nutty ones . Fortunately, ice creams have stayed well clear of those daft, pretentious names afflicting other parts of the food service trade. Naval gazer,  Dave Johnson predictably went for the rum and raisin but there wasn't enough rum in it for him.  More sport was to follow as all bar one of my strikes hit the coconuts  but none of them pitched over . My final shot narrowly missed DJ's bobbing head so that remained intact and we left with nothing to fix on traitors' row on the  spikes outside NSP HQ.
It looks like he didn't stay out of trouble for long as Gary is chased to the line by what looks like the Incredible Hulk - either that or an angry Phil Green who has discarded his NFR shirt
The show was a mixture of livestock ; classic tractors (like footie coaches , red Fergies are best)  and traction engines and farm machinery including  a 60s Triumph GT 6 sports  - probably used for carting hay bales round the farm ; hawk displays with scimitar winged grey peregrines ; a border terrier sprint race ; Cumbrian wrestlers . We stayed until late - so late that DJ's Sunday bowl of sprouts were cold by the time he got home as cold as the ice he'd chomped on . So the day ended truly successfully.
Thanks to Wil ( and I think ) his one helper who set up the race ; Ben Robson was the day's nifty cameraman.
Full results here :http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/Forestburn_results_2013.pdf
Now time for Mal Slater to break from cover for the line - with Dave Johnson (in the background)  ashamedly  hiding his head  behind an oak tree . A hijab comes in handy when there are no trees.


Wednesday 9 October 2013

Beacon Hill Fell Race - Round 5 NSP Fell Champs - July 11 , 2013

The climb to the first summit and away from Lordenshaws is headed up by Chris Rowe .
Another glorious summer evening - all thanks to those great folks that have bought Chelsea tractors to run round Tesco's car parks and to cause all this global warming . One place that needed a good bit of global warming was the  Simonside Fells- the site for round 5 of our fell champs.
A wonderful drive north in brilliant sunshine ruined only by the irritating presence of Dave Johnson's scruffy puce coloured vest lying on the back seat of the Grey Shark.It was the first day of the Oval Test and by 1750 England were looking to bat  to stumps with Kevin Pietersen and Jonathan Trott. DJ no stranger to the cricket field predicted in the final 40 mins England would score 12 - my bet of 25 looked the smarter as KP swept away 10 in the first over. DJ then proudly announced how in one match he'd held up his end ( a cricketing term with odd connotations)- while at the same time scoring 6 runs in 4 hours ( This may have been down to some spread betting syndicate amongst Malaysian OAPs that DJ had got mixed up in). As the time ticked down and the sun lowered behind the windmills - the England duo managed only 1 more run in 35 mins. It was going to be a difficult evening with DJ on a high from his only correct prediction that month.
Out of pique I refused to study the colour map he'd brought - how could you get lost on a long summer night on these fells? Navigating  in thick fog on an orienteering champs event 3 years earlier where you couldn't see your elbow from any section of the body - hadn't proved a problem.
On arrival we spotted Chris Rowe's big blue campervan - or maybe it's his house - you only ever see him in it (rather like the family of Scoobee Do) . Chris claimed he'd not fully recovered from his Chevy Chase antics a week or so earlier. He then demonstrated a limp across the training area at the prehistoric area of Lordenshaws as we limbered up by kicking at a few stone relics - fortunately members of a rival club . (Fell races provide plenty of space for athletes who like a good warm up - some even warm up by running the route).
It was a strong field for the event with some top fellrunners. The start was organised with loud 'Go' - as we all filed up the hill to the Simonside ridge . From there the route loiped back down to the valley before climbing up again to Simonside summit. I snuck in behind Chris and waited for him to pick the best line through thick heather (that's the main type of plant that thrives on the acidic  fells - and not a dim female). Chris was just about visible behind the huge clouds of flies that blackened the runners' heads for a good part of the way. Plenty of protein there - except for perhaps the sole runner from the Vegan Running Club - who'd have to dig up a root or something.
And a tricky descent home - as Ian Baxter in the distance - seeks to make up ground by attempting flight.
Then the trickiest section - the craggy drop off  the summit. Chris  broke away and then well clear across the flat boggy section before the forest - and had notched up about 100m . This called for desperate actions  to regain position . Rather than following the race line -I took a line straight through some bracken (that's a type of vegetation well suited to boggy areas - rather than a European 5k vet champion) - hoping to carve out a route that would take out a neck of road and close him down again. A few followers from NFR thought this was also a good tactic. That was until the vegetation got over waist height. Another quick sharp route diversion - and it was worse. The second miscalculation of the night.
After what seemed like ages we finally got back to the track - to find a good proportion of the field had filed through.Chris had gone and he wasn't to feel any hot breaths down his collar  for the rest of the run.
 There followed a   soft forest path section crossed by some windblown trees before a severe muddy climb on to a trail ridge - with fine sunlit views along the Upper Coquet  meanders and ox bow lakes and beyond to Holywell. By this time I was tailing Ian Baxter of Blyth - and up just ahead were a couple of Everton minted TBH vests ( Colin Dilks/Alan Wallace - I think).
 Then after a sortie through some fell cleared forest  it was time to get back onto Simonside for my least favourite section of the run - across the huge flagstones dumped on to the path to avoid further soil erosion. Never an easy run as your stride pattern gets messed around with the danger of twisting an ankle. Trail shoes proved a bit better than the mudclaws here. No sign now of Rowe - who was well on his way to full points after his goat like footwork on the crag descent - and probably rustling up a bacon sandwich and a cup of Bovril in the campervan .Bet he wasn't limping now !
The final tumble down to the finish - and failing to make up ground on Wallace and Co - but managing just to hold off Ian Baxter.
Sunglasses parked on his head -as Dave Johnson  the old man of the hills leads the race's youngest runner (James Green ) towards the first summit .

Dave Johnson came in a few of minutes later complaining that he'd had to deal with bumpers ; or bouncers (unlikely to see them here) ; leg breaks and the odd full toss .
The race winner was a GB orienteer - Duncan Archer from Cleveland Orienteering Club and Durham Fellrunners.Duncan had rather sportingly tracked and stopped an errant TBH man - then in the lead - from taking a route that would have left him at the post office at Thropton. There he'd probably have had to dial  999 and hope Kenny would pick up the phone. Despite his unplanned diversion, Dunc still had the strength to then keep up a good lead all the way to the finish. Saltwell Harriers won the team prize. Poly one runner short of  team.
Race Positions : 1. Duncan Archer 51 m 7 s; 20. Chris Rowe 1 h 6m 4 s; 26. Barry Young 1 h 8 m 46 s; 35. Dave Johnson 1h 11 m 49 s. 49 runners set out.
Full results here :http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/BeaconHill_2013.pdf
 Position in the NSP Champs now as follows :
 1. Barry Young 196 pts; 2.Chris Rowe 148 pts; 3. Dave Johnson 96 pts 4= Garry Robson/John Baty  50 pts; 5= Martin Frost /George Adamson 49 pts ; 6. Heather Gould 48 pts; 7. Mal Slater 46 pts

The debate continues to  rage over DJ's inclusion in the results with his 'foot in both camps approach'  - especially as now it seems he has joined yet another club - Keswick AC.It's certainly  not cricket - where you can only play for one team . But knowing his track record   DJ probably volunteered to field and bowl for the opposition after having surrendered his end while batting.
A rather fine evening and thanks go to NFR for the easy going and efficient way that they regularly pull these events off. Thanks also to NFR web site for a few of the photos.

Wednesday 31 July 2013

Saltwell Harriers FR / Chevy Chase - Update rounds 4 and 5 of Poly Fell Champs

Hell's Path - probably the most inappropirately named section of the Chevy - as Chris Rowe takes an early lead among the Poly section.

Firstly news from Saltwell - the land of the blood and bandages striped team - and the only harrier league club to put on its own fell race.   John Baty finally discontinued his affair with that cheap, shameless, good for nothing   hussey - the Parkrun - and returned to his first love - the clean, virtuous and noble fellrun. In the biggest ever field for the event with 100 runners - John cracked round in 8 th place. So he's finally off the mark - but his dalliance has cost him dearly in the Fell Champs.
Next to the Chevy Chase - where the Poly had double figures entered - of which barely 5 made it to the start line. But a harsh day on the hills in scorching sunshine and no wind, saw numerous withdrawals - including 4 of our number. It could have been worse as Paul Doxford of South Shields Harriers managed to break an ankle on the descent from Hedgehope - with the air ambulance hovering in to evac.
The field was left open for Chris Rowe - who did not have things all his own way despite being solo Polyfeller . Having reached the furthest point possible from the start in Wooler - Chris developed a tight thigh strain. He was forced to reduce speed as he made his way off Hedgehope Hill and limped round to the finish. But it was really only the prospect of 50 points and a sun tan that  kept him moving. So 2 races - and only 2 finishers . A hard won 50 points ! The league has now slightly changed :
 1. Barry Young 147 pts; 2.Chris Rowe 98 pts; 3= Garry Robson/John Baty  50 pts; 4= Martin Frost /George Adamson/Dave Johnson * 49 pts ; 5. Heather Gould 48 pts; 6. Mal Slater 46 pts
Thanks to Alan Robertson for the photos.
Waltzing along is Heather Gould leading a conga that includes Jane Gerono , George Adamson and Judith Parkinson

George is not stranger to the Chevy Chase - but today a series of mishaps halted his progress.

Saturday 20 July 2013

Windy Gyle Fell Race 22 June 2013 - Round 3 NSP Fell Championship

The first incline of the day - out and beyond Barrowburn Farm.

The Solstice Day as mid summer is marked on the high Cheviots not by men dithering around some rocks in white smocks chanting to the fairies but by a lung filled blast across the grassy hills up on the Border Ridge. A warmish day saw 3 Polyfellas - including the first lady to feature this year in Heather Gould- take to the skyline. At 9 or so miles, the run presents a good challenge just a few weeks before the Chevy Chase.
 It is one of the finest runs in Northumberland.
This year saw the largest entry ever in the race with 74 competitors. Conditions were quite firm underfoot and visibility remained fine. The route is reasonably clear - but that hasn't stopped runners in previous years continuing along the ridge - beyond the turn off which sweeps runners down to the finish along the spur tracked by the ancient drove road of the Street.
 It was steady climb out and passed the county's finest haymeadow at Barrowburn - this year with the blaze of colour dimmed due to the delayed spring. The drop into the Trows valley opens up a couple of options on to the ridge at Russell's Cairn - but no one took the option right at Murder Cleugh onto the road and along by the plantation. The route to the top involves contouring round Little Ward Law -rather than across the top of it. It was here that eventual winner Jonny Malley split from the lead group - taking the hill out of play .
Zig zag on the final desent to the finish as Jonny Malley fends off the red and white shirt of Lee Bennett. The sheep look non committal.

From the cairn I was off the back of a group of 6 - that included Blyth's Ian Baxter and a TBH runner. An awakward stumble in one of the few re entrants on the ridge saw my time slip - leaving me in a no man's land all the way to the finish with Ian's green shirt maintaining about a minute in front. Timing the finish perfectly -  the line was crossed before the first big tropical downpour of the day - weather had been threatening with a sharp temprature rise on the Street.
 The legendary George Adamson was our second finisher - pitching up in the eye of the storm - as the water ran inches deep on the road. It was left to Heather Gould to complete the trio - one storm later and after a sunny intermission. A very mixed day on the fells.
 Jonny Malley of Sheffield Univ Orienteering Club and Dark Peak (another of DJ's addulated fell clubs) who was chased by Lee Bennett of Elswick Harriers to the line. Thanks to Keith Cooper and his team from NFR for the organisation and these shots.
Full results here :http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/WGFR_Results_v1.2_25_06_13.pdf

Championship League now stands as follows after round 3 :
1. Barry Young 147 pts; 2.Garry Robson 50 pts; 3= Martin Frost /George Adamson/Dave Johnson * 49 pts ; 4. Chris Rowe/Heather Gould 48 pts; 5. Mal Slater 46 pts; 6. John Baty 0 pts.
Club's most experienced fell runner, George Adamson in his careworn Polyshirt sets his sights on the first climb of the day.

Tuesday 25 June 2013

Humbleton Fell Race - 19 June 2013 , Round 2 Fell Champs



The only control to reach - and some failed - on the high point at Humbleton Fell and guarded by the organiser's mother.There are even signs showing the route home.Some probably ended up in the barn after following the arrow too literally ......
 Round 2 of the Poly Fell Champs presented  transport logistical problems  for the only 2 Polyfellers* who made their way to sleepy Haydon Bridge. One of the party was resplendent in his bright red Poly jacket replete with Marmite staining.But which one ? Did this signal that we  would field 2 runners after all ?
Public transport for the section is usually provided door to door by Trevor Wakenshaw's taxi service - but here we were thrown onto the full mercy of a train celebrating its 150 th birthday . Heavy,clammy  beads of perspiration formed on Dave Johnson's pale brow as he realised the train for HB left only 90 minutes before the scheduled race start ! It doesn't move any faster either even when you buy your ticket 2 hours before it departs.DJ worriedly checked his watch at each halt to see whether or not we could really only make it with 25 minutes to spare.
As the train crawled to its destination and Dave fumbled nervously with his rosary - providence was at hand ! One Poyfeller introduced himself to a car owning member of the public - who in a spirited way offered a lift to the start. The driver was none other than Steve Birkinshaw - a classy fellrunner (last year's winner) from a fell club ( Borrowdale ) adulated by Dave Johnson in the same terms. as HMS The Price of Wales or the England cricket XI under Sir Mike Brearley. It is a seriously elite  Club - and one of several (including the Garrick, RAC and Bullingdon ) from which DJ has been justifiably blackballed.
Steve was in no great hurry (at least not before the race started) to arrive on time.
As Steve set off we played a quick game of Top Trumps Fell Clubs - as my proud reference to the Poly fell section swiftly cancelled out Steve's Borrowdale. It then fell to DJ to enter his card. He mumbled something that sounded like 'Rum Baba' - he was asked to repeat when we got something like 'Poly but blether'. Steve and I were aghast and speechless !! DJ was wearing a red Poly race jacket - what on earth was going on  - what was this Club he was representing !
Nevertheless, DJ sat in the back seat of the car with a self contented ,smug look on his impertinent face. But that was only because for the first and only time in his life he was in front of a Borrowdale vest - as Steve's kit rested in the boot of the car.
The race was run in beautiful weather with fine views across the Tyne Valley from the ridges. It is a new race - first running was last year and was set up by Dexter Armstrong of NFR. Dexter's done great job - it has a mixture of farm track , woodland pathways and open moorland. In fact part of it cuts right across a Northern Navigators' orienteering area ( and we have some of the best areas in the county).
The course is very well taped - or so Dexter thought until NFR's Wil Horsley leading from the start soon got lost when he broke cover from the woods and contrived to cheerfully finish 10 mins ahead of anyone else - having missed the one and only control right on the highest point of the course. There were a few other random runners - some of whom ended up also as DSQ. Dave Johnson should have been DSQ as well for a nav error - but as to be expected there was no advantage gained - and in fact better still, he almost got a sharp jab up the backside from some disgruntled stock.


Steve Birkinshaw nears the turnaround point at thetop of the course. (Sorry there are few photos - and none with us - but we aren't far  out of shot!)
 The only Polyfeller left (utterly astonished at DJ's chutzpah in slighting the fellsection by dressing in Polyjacket to cover his true colours) made his lonesome way across the cotton grass and field bumps before turning and heading for home into blinding sunlight - with only gravity and Dexter's well positioned flags to guide the path after Alan Wallace from TBH had disappeared into the ether.
A first fell run (or any run ) in some time produced a result of 30th   in   46m 39 s   . Dave Johnson rolled in a few minutes later at  49m 10 s - to be greeted by a posse of worried females -  concerned at the stress he had been put under both by a late arrival at the start and some taped sections that DJ felt had been carefully rearranged by a preceding runner - to ensure DJ found himself alone in a field with a group of frisky , young
Angus heifers. Thankfully, he wasn't wearing red - he confided to himself.
The race was narrowly won by David Beech of TBH by a smattering of seconds from Steve Birkinshaw. It remains to be seen whether TBH have done enough to convince Dave Johnson about their fell credentials. What he can't doubt however is TBH hospitality as Alan Wallace took pity on him and chauffeured him back down the valley - leaving the other Polyfeller to be ferried home by Daryll Davidson of TBH - where we played a game of TBH v Poly vets Top Trumps. I had the rather difficult task of deciding whether (on account of his display that day) I could play Dave Johnson against Kenny Macpherson - as a top trump.
Great evening , record turnout, generous prizes and fine weather. Now all Dexter has to do is build a yellow brick road round the course in time for next year to avoid any more strays on his ' newbie' course. But that would make it a road run - requiring no initiative other than figuring out excuses for a below par race time.
Meantime the Poly fell champs have taken on a new dimension with positions after race 2:
1. Barry Young 97 pts; 2. Garry Robson 50 pts; 3. Martin Frost 49 pts; 4. Dave Johnson* 49 pts; 5. Chris Rowe 48 pts; 6. Mal Slater 6 pts; 7. John Baty 0 pts.

Full results.http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/Humbleton_Fell_Race_Results_2013.pdf
Photos thanks to the NFR web .

(* denotes fifth columnist and subject to DSQ).

Sunday 28 April 2013

Guisborough Fell Race - April 21 st

The prize of first junior to represent the Poly - goes to William Robson  William has been one of the Club's very best junior supporters for our teams.

A busy weekend for races on the fells -was completed with Esk Valley's 14 miler on the tops beyond Guisborough. The race starts with a sharp climb through the woods out of Guisborough - and then winds out on a circular route on the plateau - interrupted with a sharp climb up and down the inverted  sugar cone at Roseberry Topping.Conditions were good to soft for the running.
Congratulations go to William Robson for a top run in the junior race. Esk Valley organise junior races as well as staging the big event - a lot of work for the organisers . Then on to the main race with about 150 runners across a wide range of Clubs- which saw 2 of our runners pacing the hills.Garry Robson fired round in 16th place as our first returnee. Chris Rowe put in a steady trek in 40th  place. The race was won by Elswick Harriers' Lee Bennett -a popular winner (at least with the BLOG) and one of the areas quickest vets. The team award went to the hosts - Esk Valley - but good to note 14 teams were closed out.
Chris Rowe steadies himself on the climb out of Guisborough - Chris steadily worked his way through to 40th overall
Sadly we didn't field a team. This time the team was let down by 2 absentees - one of whom did a fell running lite event (called orienteering); the other succeeded in running for less than 17 minutes on the Sunday- apparently , he said, there was also a gradient achieved by stepping off a kerb 5 times on a circuit. Of course, no self respecting fell runer would boast of performance in a race lasting any less than 35 mins (and certainly wouldn't tell his colleagues he'd done it) - and even then would expect to climb min 300 m and run through a thistle field.There must surely be a Fell Champs sanction for this behaviour ? Still it is worth noting that since this individual has avoided a proper race - his football team has leaked 9 goals from teams wearing red.(just like the Poly) Maybe neither can handle any more than 17 minutes of action ? More to follow on this surely ......but apologies to Garry and Chris.



Make way for Garry Robson - as he charges hillwards through the field.
Full results here :http://www.eskvalleyfellclub.org/results/fell/nehra/Gisborough%20Moors%2021-Apr-2013.pdf

Junior Results here :  http://www.eskvalleyfellclub.org/results/fell/nehra/Juniors/Gisborough%20Moors%20Juniors%2021-Apr-2013.pdf

It was a Robson family event as Guisborough as we have Lily Robson to thank for the sharp camerawork.

Thursday 25 April 2013

Anniversary Waltz - 20th April 2013

Start of the race from the foot of Cat Bells on a really fine Lakes day. (Thanks to Andy Russell of NFR for th photo).
For those who don’t know, the idea for this race was born seventeen years ago out of the marriage of Steve and Wynn Cliff, which took place in the little church at Little Town in the Newlands Valley. They fell in love with the place so much they decided to do something for the local community and so they organised this race to raise money for the village hall. The race already  has the reputation as a classic and a must do early season race for many fell runners.

For a mere £8.00 you get to run 12 miles with 4200 feet of climbing which takes in the summits of Robinson, Hindscarth, Dalehead, High Spy, Maiden Moor (if you want to) and last but not least, the fearsome Catbells. During those few miles it manages to cater for the preferences of most types of runner or even outdoor enthusiast.  There is even free food and real ale at the finish.

The race is held just outside the tiny hamlet of Stair in the Newlands Valley just west of Keswick. It begins with an uphill dash through a field which XC experts might appreciate.  A bottleneck though a gate leads to a short stretch of road which gives way to two and a half miles of good running on a gently undulating track that is sure to keep trail addicts happy. Then the serious stuff starts with a long steep climb up the first hill, Robinson which will surely be appreciated by any keen fell walkers in the field. Half way up there is even an optional bit of scrambling for rock climbers to enjoy.

At the top, whilst catching your breath, take a moment to savour the views of the broad sunlit uplands that surround you before you embark on a wonderfully fast grassy descent on your still fresh legs down Littledale Edge. At the bottom you turn North for a brief detour to Hindscarth the second summit of the day. Reversing your route, another fast down hill run leads to another short climb along a ridge onto the spacious summit of Dalehead, the highest point of the race.  This summit can be recognised even in the thickest mist by its large rather beautiful and finely proportioned cairn.

If you'd like to skip DJ's route description - then here's the Harvey's map !
Now you have a decision to make before setting off for your next objective, a long descent to Dalehead Tarn.  There are three possibilities and once again the race gracefully caters for a variety of preferences. You can head left and go safely down the walker’s path or, if you think your legs can take the strain, take the direct route down a steep grassy but in parts rather rocky slope. The third option is strictly for the connoisseur because you head off in completely the wrong direction and pelt down grass on an easy gradient before sweeping back left to the tarn. This is the longest way and it needs either some prior knowledge to find it, or a confident looking local vest to follow.

Just before the tarn there are some streams and it can be useful to know that this is your last chance for some free liquid refreshment until you reach the beer at the finish.

The tarn also marks the point where you thankfully turn for home, but first you are rather cruelly forced to go 500 feet up hill. This is actually the second biggest climb of the day and takes you to the summit of High Spy, another finely cairned hill.

There is a reward for your efforts in the form of a gentle descent and a more or less flat section. There are a few minor route options available hereabouts as you don’t actually have to go to the top of the next hill, Maiden Moor. Now comes another exhilarating downhill, if your legs will cooperate, but it’s tempered by the view of yet another hill that you have to climb. At least Catbells is the last one and it’s well to have a bit in reserve here because the descent down the other side is rather steep.

Oh, and there is one last obstacle to get over here, often literally, as Catbells is usually festooned with walkers of all ages and all stages of decrepitude. So before you start going down you may have to push one or two over the edge to clear your way. On the plus side they can be useful to break your fall should your legs completely give way.

And now you can see the finish so you set off on a final madcap rush on legs which will undoubtedly be screaming out for mercy. Not before time you rejoin the trail that you started out on a few hours before and the angle eases. Down you go along the road, turn into the field and career down the same bit of grassy pasture to collapse in a heap at the finishing line. It’s over, well almost because now you have to try and stand up again to walk half a mile to the village hall. There is however the heavenly prospect of free beer and food to spur you on.

This year, three Polyfellers, four if you count yours truly who accidentally brought the wrong colour vest ;-)) (again), (well it was an NFR championship race), took part in the race.  It was a very experienced squad who lived up to their hardly won reputation by trotting out a variety of plausible excuses before the start of the race. I was sorely lacking in hill work this year.  Martin had only been doing an average of fifteen miles a week of late. Trevor had tapered by doing his usual seventy miles a week and Mal had been out for a long day on the fells the day before.

As well as the Poly, there were also squads from several other local clubs, notably Esk Valley, Saltwell Harriers, NFR and South Shields with the latter two in particular having some handy runners out.

Conditions were pretty good and it was a sunny, but slightly cool day. There was a headwind for the first half of the race which is just what you want when you are mainly going up hill but at least all the snow and ice had finally melted.

We started on time at 11am with the traditional cavalry charge for the farm gate. Martin soon vanished into the distance and Trevor was off like a rocket as well. I tried in vain to keep up but just succeeded in half wrecking myself and fended up feeling so bad I almost packed it in. I consoled myself with the thought I'd get him back on the climb. I noticed Mal was doggedly sticking to my heels.

I saw Trevor take the direct route to the ridge but I followed the fell running legend that is Wendy Dodds, on a rising traverse to join the ridge closer to the summit.

I lost sight of Mal here who may have taken the same route as Trevor. When I reached the top of Robinson I thought I saw the Poly vest of Martin already starting the climb up to Hindscarth. I wouldn't see him gain in the race I thought to myself, but likewise I didn't expect to see Trevor again either. I was confident that I had sneaked ahead of him on the way up. I enjoyed the blast down Little Dale Edge but my enjoyment was spoiled and my  morale took a knock when I caught a brief glimpse of Trevor coming down from Hindscarth and going well, as I was still going up it.

On the way up Dalehead I caught a lad from Saltwell Harriers and we had a brief natter before I drew ahead. As usual I opted for the direct route to the tarn and this time it didn't feel too bad and I was thinking I had managed to keep up a decent speed until the Saltwell Lad caught me. We briefly resumed our conversation until he began to pull ahead

Then I saw Trevor just ahead and I increased my speed and caught him on the start of the climb up High Spy. He said he was tired, or words to that affect so I offered him the last of my energy drink which he gratefully accepted. I made a real effort to get far ahead on the climb because I thought he might catch me on the flatter terrain that was to come.

As Ia result I  once again caught up with Saltwell Man and in fact I exchanged places with him twice more before I unexpectedly had the last laugh and passed him on the way up Catbells. I was sure though that he would get me on the downhill run in to the finish. Halfway down I heard footsteps rapidly closing in and I thought, “Here he comes”. But it wasn't him, it was a long legged lady from Cumberland Fell Runners who was fairly tearing down the hill. She flew past me and I tried to respond and catch her but failed dismally, although I did manage to pass a chap from faraway Exmoor Harriers just before the finish line.

As expected, Martin Frost was the first Poly runner home in a very creditable 2 hours 18 minutes and with the loss of only two toenails.  I finished some 13 minutes later but with all nails intact, just in time to see Martin suffer such an attack of cramp that he couldn’t reach to get his socks off. I was about to offer assistance until I realised the abominable sight that removing the aforesaid garments would undoubtedly reveal.

Five minutes later along came Trevor Wakenshaw who with a malicious smirk revealed that just before he had taken the last of my water, he had drunk his fill from a nearby stream!! Needless to say several four letter words immediately sprung to mind when I learned this.  Next to finish was Mal Slater who crossed the line in 2 hours 43 minutes. Hot soup, a freshly baked roll, a beer and a few words with the great Wendy Dodds completed yet another excellent day of Lakeland fell racing

The race was won by local runner Carl Bell in 1 hour 34 minutes, who has now won the last three Lakeland races. Olivia Walwyn was first lady only 15 minutes behind him.

Results here :http://www.anniversarywaltz.co.uk/?p=293

David Johnson 

Tuesday 23 April 2013

Montane Cheviot Summit Race 13 April 2013- Round 1 of the Poly Fell Championship

Garry Robson dominates round 1 of the Champs - as he hits the lower slope for the final run in

Langlee Valley and the Cheviot Summit Run goes down in history as the Poly's very first championship race.
Conditions had all week suggested that there could be trouble. NFR's Glen McWilliams had posted various bulletins which foretold that the race might not make the summit. But thanks to Glen's never say die spirit (fellrunners not parkrunners here)- he was going to have a race come hell or the high water in the Langleeburn. Early indications were for a dash up the Hawsen Burn towards Broadstruther and back - the last house outbound on the Chevy before the serious runing starts.
Getting set up at the start - as with typical Poly modesty - no one pushes to get on the front line - the dog  had a good run , by the way , but finished behind all our runners.

 At assembly , however Glen promptly announced that we were heading up the snow laden Cheviot but  ......the Mountain Rescue marshalls had not been able to reach the summit thanks to 60 mph plus winds off the ridge. The race was hastily reset as a hack up the Cheviot Route as far as Cheviot Knee (Scald Hill) - and back.(Again Scald Hill was familiar territory to the likes of Chris Rowe - a Chevy Chase vet).
As the 30 plus runners set off this was all something of a relief - except perhaps for Frosty - who on a recce in more severe snow conditions a week or so earlier had reached the summit and got back safely - complaining only slightly that his descent had been 5 1/2 minutes slower than he wanted.
More instructions before the start - but Martin Frost is dressed for summer day 10k at sea level . Presumably he's got some gloves in his bumbag in case things get a bit chilly.
The ascent was into the teeth of a fierce south westerly which sucked any air from the lungs and drove sharply cutting splinters of hail into any exposed flesh - shaving any left over facial stubble in the process (or in the case of Chris Rowe - trimming his beard).No one's face passed the Nivea test.
Conditons were reasonable underfoot until the approach to Cheviot Knee when we ran into bog and pockets of ice and just a few peat hags.However the turning point was close now - as the lead runners turned tail and headed back to the valley bottom.
The route back with the gale on the back and heading downhill was easy  - as it gave the first chance to catch your breath in some 20 minutes. The descent is a fast one - once the bogland had been crossed , Frosty reckoned he covered the last mile in about 5  minutes 20 secs.
Chris Rowe puts the brakes on as he crosses the line - and no one in sight behind him...

Garry Robson (debuting for NSP on the fells - and looking like a fish in water) was strong on the turn as he sought to chase down Bruce Crombie of Alnwick and Adam Fletcher . An impressive run saw Garry grab 4th spot oerall .A few minutes later we witnessed Martin Frost  bounding across the peat hags as he aimed for the firmer land lower down - eventually picking up 7th spot. I tailed Chris Rowe towards the summit (after rather stupidly holding a gate open for a female runner ) - but knew that tracking him on a descent was an exercise in futility - as Chris opened up the cylinders for the downhill slalom . Mal Slater made up the 5 piece group -and was probably the best clothed of us all -all  ready for an Everest base camp sortie.
Martin Frost - an excellent descender - in full flow across the muddy trail path. Still quite a lot of snow remaining up on Scald Hill in the backgrond

None of us seemed to gain or lose places on descent - though for sure I lost a few minutes on Chris and probably more on Martin. The very lower slopes seemed to be inhabited with quite a few mating frogs - encouraged to free their inhibitions froggy style by the sudden swoosh of warm weather. Hopefully no frogs got squashed in the making of the race.
After round 1 the Polychamps standings are as follows (we'll try to organise one of those fancy Lucy tables next time) : 1. Garry Robson 50 ; 2. Martin Frost 49; 3. Chris Rowe 48; 4. Barry Young 47; 5. Mal Slater 46; 6. Dave Johnson 0 ; 7. John Baty 0.
A few weeks for Garry to enjoy his top position - but early season form is no guarantee of a the final outcome. So all still to play for.
Special thanks to Glen McWilliams for maintaining an event - in a season that has seen many races cut.
Thanks also to Andy Russell (NFR) for some of the photos - Lily Robson for others.
Here are full results :http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/CheviotSummitShort13.html

Thursday 18 April 2013

Brough Law 10 March 2013

Chris Rowe on a fast descent back to the Breamish Valley as our first runner back.
The Breamish Valley provides the base for one of the first fell races of the year- with a loop involving a southward bound traverse across some ancient hill forts.The area had also recently formed the base for the very first Poly navigation day as 5 of our compass bearers - navigated back and forth through the snows as part of a winter exercise.
The start of the race is a lung buster - as the runners take in most of the ascent (up and on to Brough Law) in the first few minutes. Chris - in the centre - and Ian - out on the wing -light up the photo !

Despite the doom mongers predicting the race would be another victim of the winter - the snows were not quite as severe up on the edge of the Cheviots. The race went ahead - unaffected - attracting a line up of over 65 runners. Borrowdale's Gavin Bland took the chequered flag in 36 m 44 s.
The Poly fielded 2 runners - just one short of a team - but new names for the 2013 team sheet in Chris Rowe and Ian Holland. Chris came back in 28th place - Ian was 41st but was 3 rd placed V60.
Reports indicated that a few runners went off course - justifying the value of the Poly nav day !
Full results here : http://www.northumberlandfellrunners.co.uk/html/raceresults/2013/BroughLaw.pdf
Thanks to Brian Waites for these fine photos.
Ian Holland - a fairly frequent inhabitant of fell runs in the Cheviots - bears down on the finish

Thursday 24 January 2013

Clay Bank East , 6th January 2013

Raring to go and ready for action - our Poly team with L to R - Chris Tack , Barry Young and Martin Frost.

First week of the New Year - and the second event hosted by Esk Valley Fell Club - out at Clay Bank East near to Great Broughton on the North Yorkshire Moors.
 Three Polyrunners swept down  the A 19 at a brisk pace - as Martin Frost knew the route inside out from his time on Teesside as a student. Martin ran many of the routes used by Esk Valley as part of his chemistry degree - so he was the best qualified for advice on the course. 

One of our finest fellrunners, Martin Frost on the final descent to complete in 45 m 0 s in 37th spot

This was Martin's pre race recce from earlier in the week :

Q none of this is too steep, all runnable mostly on trods or good tracks. At 2 miles (CP1) there is a steady 1.4 mile hill to the top (CP2). 1.2 miles of gentle down hill follows and then a missable right turn (mile to go) to get through a broken dry stone wall, down to a stile to slippy forest grass track and CP3. from cP3 it's the last half mile, on a clay mud pile slight descent, then a much drier 300m is the steeper downhill sprint to finish. However this assumes I went the right way! Do not warm up on the track to the finish or you will have clay clad feet before the off.
UNQ 
The team welcomed Chris Tack for the first ( and hopefully not last) time - but sadly we were still one short of a full team thanks to Dave Johnson's baffling decision to deck himself out in the lilac and lime of NFR.
It was a cold day ( about freezing) and with a big field - which saw the start delayed by about 20 mins as the organisers fought to get everyone entered. 
 
A poor start to the New Year  on the fells for Dave Johnson - after 6 days he has still failed to achieve a single  pb. Dave  broke the line in 52m 15 s

The start was a lung buster as you complete almost all climbing on the route in the first few minutes. All 3 of us avoided the Cleveland Way stone path (used by the majority )- as we tried to eke out an advantage by striking off at an angle. But for sure none of us had done a proper warm up for this sharp climb. 

The track off the plateau and onto Urra Moor provided the chance to regain rhythm - but just as the fog swept in - coating the moors in a damp haze. The superb views of Teesside's chemistry set from the summit promised by Martin disappeared in the gloom (or was it just pollution)- limited vision all round but the track was well defined. The NYM events always seem to have a fair amount of Land Rover tracks or flagstones.
The turn round point is at the trig at Round Hill as you swing back on yourself to head for home.Apparently at 454m Round Hill (rather a dull name compared to what you find in the Lakes or over the border) is the highest point on the NYM. So - it's not Roseberry Topping - which hardly makes 320m. Either way it wasn't likely to get Dave's altimeter on his Garmin spinning round.
Debut outing for Chris Tack - and an impressive 47 m 12 s in 51 st place. Chris - you made the right choice for the event on 6 January ! Chris gets tangled up with Shaun Harris of NFR.
By the turn Martin  was about 3 mins up on Chris - who was about 30 seconds up on me. It gave us a chance to meet up - for the last time before the end.Dave was trudging up to the trig and couldn't be seen in the fog - either that or his shirt provided good camouflage.
Quick steps towards the line - and a finish in 47 m 38 s in 57th spot (the Heinz placing) . Unusually passing several runners on the run in .


The final descent was on a very muddy track as Martin had warned. Pleased to report for the firt time ever I ran to the finish on my toes - rather than heels - but this was only because I hadn't tightened down the shoes properly at the start - creating a real risk of the shoes getting sucked off in the mud.  So a surprisingly fast finish saw me passing a few outliers on the sprint to the line - where Martin and Chris were already waiting. 

Dave came in a few minutes later to boisterous applause from the fine NFR contingent.
A fine early season jaunt - that was not too demanding - and another chance to turn the legs over before the season goes full blooded. 
Thanks again to Esk Valley for a well organised run - well taped for easy navigation. Thanks also to Brian Waite for these photos.

Full results here :http://www.eskvalleyfellclub.org/results/fell/nehra/Clay%20Bank%20East%206-Jan-2013.pdf 

A photo's worth a thousand words - as Dave Johnson shows no shame - despite the condemnation from his team mates !


Thursday 17 January 2013

Captain Cook's Fell Race - 1st January, 2013

The plateau summit at Capt Cook's is reached by John Baty - as our lead runner. John finished 14 th overall on the day and first V45 back.

Meantime - another day and another year and another fell race- as the fell section made the 40 minute dash down the the A19 to Great Broughton. This time John Baty joined the trio from Auld Lang Syne of Trevor Wakenshaw, Barry Young and Dave Johnson*. (There were some stiff legs from the previous day). Conditions were a good deal calmer with a blue sky and warmish westerly winds that had eased down. Despite all this it was still cold enough for ice to cream a few of the roads . This caused a couple of early fallers as the field of 260 plus  headed up towards the Captain Cook monument.
A mid race downhill road section also required a fair bit of caution - as indeed did a few of the styles as John came a cropper on one of them.
Captain Cook is a fine race for New Year's Day - and got the nod over Hillforts and Headaches - up at Rothbury (but which is really a short blast hill race rather than a fell race).Mick Golightly represented us up there.
Trevor Wakenshaw making steady progress during the early stages of the race - Trevor worked his way through to 114 position.

The climb out of Great Aydon is shortlived but tactically you need to start fairly near the front as there is a good deal of congestion on the first 1/2 mile section. After you leave the tarmac there is a severe final scarp up through some coniferous forest - which becomes pretty much a walk.John was well on his way by this stage - but I bumped into Trevor just before this section.From there I linked up with a group containing Steve Small from Middlesbrough & Cleveland Harriers - a fine hurdler and steeplechaser - although I'd let Mike Bennett of Elvet slip away.  Once however you reach the plateau at Captain Cook's monument - virtually all the climbing is done (and within the first 10 mintues).
All fell run specialists tack their number to their shorts.....Esk Valley had run out of numbers - so I ran as X5 .The road was very icy at this midpoint in the race - so caution rather than adventure.Completed the course at position 80- and quite surprised to pass a dozen or so on the flat run in .

The monument is a bit unimpressive - for the local boy made good. They tend to spend a bit more money on the warmongers at the Admiralty - rather than the mappers and navigators. Cook was impressive on that score - as he led one of the few successful naval expeditions. For sure sailing round the Pacific Islands must have been the dream posting compared , say, with Franklin's disasterous effort to sail round the north of Canada complete with the usual over bloated naval back up of Royal Derby china, moustache wax and snuff.
You're not on the summit for long before you head back downhill through the woods and then out onto a sharp descent a slippery path cut through the broom . Running wide gives the option of breaking the descent if that's needed.  Once you hit the valley bottom it's about a 1 mile run over fields , through holly ways and across various kissing gates to the finish - which comes up in a hurry.
The fun was all over well within 50 minutes - as we all headed off for a New Year's Day wash down in the fast running stream before the process began of estimating where the team would have finished - if we'd had that elusive 4th runner.The New Year was welcomed in with a quick dram of Macallan's !
This is just one of many well run fell races from Esk Valley Fellrunners across the North Yorks Moors. Results are here:http://www.eskvalleyfellclub.org/results/fell/nehra/Captain%20Cook%27s%20Race%201-Jan-2013.pdf

Thanks also to them for the photos.


There's always one - but he'll need more than those dark sun glasses to disguise that inauspicious shirt ! Dave Johnson* finished in 140 place and about 45 mins of steady running.