The new 2025 season began again at HCN with a Spring day down in Dufton for race 1 of the Poly Champs. Timed perfectly as a day earlier or later it would not have been Spring.
A decent turn out of 8 runners comprising 3 newbies ( Jo Adamson , David Lambert and Rachel Heathcote ), a few yoyo in / out runners and Team Helen as the hard boiled regulars.
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Helen once again was our first female back in around 1 h 39 mins to open her account with a smile while topping out at around 680m asl. Tracked by a Northern Fellrunner. |
Even when it is dry in Cumbria , it is still a good idea to carry a life jacket as back up. Dryness is relative . A boozer that tells you he's on day 2 of dry January remains a boozer because he's drunk himself daft on each of the preceding 365 days . Cumbria is still wet when dry.
So it was 'interesting ' to find that :
a. the 3 mile trek up Nic Valley was not dry (at least not in the east of Pennine definition of the word ) ;
b. most of it was either laced with sticky deepish black mud or slicked tracks that Capt V would call super skitey .
c. the few areas - maybe around 20 % - that weren't mud , were under water.
d. It was interesting.
There aren't enough words to cover varieties of mud. Sarah Johnson's chirpy xc bulletins about mud are a world away from Nic Valley mud . She'd need to get a new re calibrated mudometer to get Nic Valley on the scale .While, Northumberland xc mud is unlikely to register with Morgan as anything but a bit of dew . Maybe someone needs to work on a colour code system as with those annoying storms the BBC keep threatening us with - but with colour ranges from fawn to black to give a better risk assessment. But even then I guess what the BBC call a life threatening storm is regarded by locals in the western isles as a light breeze so may not help after all.
It remains to be seen if HCN will prove to be the main mud fest in the 2025 champs. Certainly in the past , the now defunct Kielder Borderer race (credited by NFR as the world's worst fell race ) could have run HCN close on that score.
Those that unwisely did not fit mudclaws found they had entered a free style skating competition up the Nic valley. If they were lucky they stayed upright. Rachel H may also have some comments to make on all this.
Mike and David led our attack from the gun as they reached the Nick first. Followed then by Team Helen while I was spooked with the miracle short cut Rachel Inman had taken to parachute in front of me somewhere . Joanne and Rachel H bobbed around as best possible oblivious as to what the course would throw at them .
Still the conditions in the valley temperature wise were pleasant . That was to change after the scramble to the summit up a block and boulder rise taking out most of the 1500 foot or so of ascent and requiring all 4 limbs to get to the top. Nearing the ridge there was a shot of turbulence sucking air out of the lungs and then cold really hit. Quite a few went for cagoules facing the issue then of getting arms into jacket arm holes and mainly failing.
It is a glide home over the next 5 miles to Dufton using quite a bit of the Pennine Way but we were throttled by a head / cross wind over the first mile and a half back before we got shelter.
A sharp right brings you across real xc territory reaching the valley bottom with yet another large stream to cross and a welcome from a boisterous choir of half a dozen local youngsters cheering us on and relishing the idea that there is an adult sport combining their favourite lifestyle features water , mud , dirty legs and ruined clothes . The only sport to come close is the Club Capt's duck races ( no animals injured in the sport etc) .
Mike accelerated away from David on the way home and covered the ground around a minute quicker . He may have raced on fast out of confusion than anything else . The race field was flooded with 30 runners from Northern Fell Runners Club a relatively new club based in , northern fells. Their shirts were remarkably similar to our own red shirts creating a debate as to how they'd hit on these colours. For sure sport teams like to be associated with success which is why most teams have either blue or red shirts . It makes it all the more surprising that Tyne Bridge most recently overlooked the chance of red and blue stripes and opted to get black n white shirts cleared (a largely unsuccessful combination of sports colours ) . Mike saw red ahead with a flood of potential other Poly runners he hadn't picked up at the start threatening his first ever win in the champs after decades of trying . As he picked one off another appeared like in a shooting range . Finally as he crossed the line he realised he'd been chasing shadows as he collected his first 50 points haul in the champs . David ran in shortly after.
Meanwhile Helen H was the first Helen back and first of the non geography O level specialists. The rest of us shared Mike's confusion applauding every Northern Fellrunners as they came into view across the village green in the hope it was the rest of the team - only to be largely disappointed .
Then to the post race soups which were a confusing choice of vegetarian and vegan . I'd assumed they were both the same . Apparently not and it seems that the vegans had decided to victimise another ingredient (this time vegetable) - with possibly brocolli being the lead contender. This was topped off with a roll (of bread as some had done enough rolling on the course ) and a cake selection - only later out done by Jo's chocolate, date and nuts combination described as healthy - recipe awaited.
Worth stating the event was well supported by other neighbouring clubs Northumberland FR , Gateshead and Tyne Bridge . Special mention goes though to Trevor Wakenshaw - now plying his trade with Blyth RC. Trevor was one of the founding fathers of the fell section before moving on. There is a general misconception that role fell to Dave Johnson - but he is too old to be the father and is regarded as the founding grand father . Still DJ's efforts deserve recognition at some point with perhaps a bronze life size statue ( Greek athletic pose being the most dignified ) sited at the clubhouse door . Failing that a blue plaque. We'll get some influencers on to the trustees for that.
So after round 1 , the tables are as below . Last year's shock winner in the men's - the ex Club Capt is already in the relegation zone . He was the unfancied Leicester City no hope winner of 2024 fell champs . Leicester a few years back escaped the attention of the Big Boys and won the Premiership Football League title acquiring a fame that had eluded the city in the previous 1000 years where they had only achieved 3 notable things : burying an English king in a car park , the invention of non elasticated socks and (most importantly) the birth place of S & G Group coach , Graham Hall - representing the 'G' injury prone side of SnG. It won't escape Capt V that Leicester City got relegated the season after winning . He needs to watch out.
In the ladies Helen H picks up where she left off in 2024 ( and 3 ?) as our best consistent fell runner over the last few years and again pursued by Helen L our 2nd most consistent runner etc etc . Can she/they be stopped ? Meantime , mud chick , Sarah J must seriously consider a reschedule of her foot spa days so they don't clash with the championship dates or also face the drop.
Championship Table after round 1 Ladies
1. HH 50 points
2. Helen Lilley 49 ..
3. Rachel Inman 48 ..
4. Joanne Adamson 47 ..
5. Rachel Heathcote 46 ..
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R Sarah Johnson 0 ..
Men's Championship
1. Michael Kane 50 points
2. David Lambert 49 ..
3. BY 48 ..
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R Captain V Hemy 0 points
R = Relegation zone.